Chris Könegsburger was a tough guy. Not a bully or anything, just an older, bigger, tougher guy. One day we found his trademark mirrored aviators in the playground. At first we were like 'Yay, he'll thank us and think we're cool' but then we got paranoid and decided he might think we stole them and beat us up.
So we hid them in a shrub behind the school pool and never told anyone.